Only two of them in the continental United States, one of which is here in California, which is in North America. Gentlemen, the words are all out there. Oh, my -- He's my favorite author. Oh, you guys are doing that book thing, right? Yeah, I'm not gonna put that in. Cindy: Luke, you're such a quick learner. Manny: I guess I shouldn't have been surprised. I get it, and I love it.
Claire, you're not mad at me about your seating arrangements? The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan is a wonderfully large and blended family with Jay Pritchett sitting at the head. Besides, the first wife obviously drove the guy nuts. Gloria won a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book 'Clean Out Your Junk Drawer' encourages people get out all their emotional junk to become healthier people and in turn better partners and spouses. There's an escape hatch in the control room. Elsewhere, Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in on the birthday coupon they gave him for a belated celebration, so they scramble and end up on an impromptu tour of celebrity homes.
A blown mind -- because we have two of them. Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe and get a rude awakening after they realize the competitive wait list to get in. Make a clean set of sheets happen, I'll introduce you to his twin brother. How does he have prospects? Manny likes hats, doesn't he? We're traveling to the wedding right now if there is one. Well, you don't get to decide. I'm not proud of it.
A woman doesn't compliment a man on his hat unless she wants to get into his blazer. This is the famous horseshoe turn. Guys, guys, guys, come on. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later. I missed it so much, I took a stab at writing fan fiction. She really is your wife? Oh, my God, it can't be. Mom, we just thought you should know.
. Such a gift for language. But she was no muse. But you seemed so angry. When were you ever on a train? Is this your first time seeing the Central Coast, Big Sur? Maybe we should go somewhere more quiet. Before you call your dad, what I was saying about Dede was me just covering up because I lost the greatest, most stable person I've ever known.
Well, I hope you won't be disappointed. How do we know your mother's gonna -- Oh, geez. The Turkish ambassador's bodyguard was instructed to neutralize anyone who looks suspicious. If it makes you feel any better, that one's got a big crush on you. If he takes his foot off of it, the whole train stops. Jay is resistant to the whole experience and can't get away fast enough; Mitch and Cam decide to keep it very surface level so they can come off as super stable; and Phil and Claire also make it competitive and strive to be the best and strongest couple of the group. Luke and Manny go a little girl crazy; Gloria gets stuck in coach; and Alex gets caught up in the romance of the train herself.
I was going to see Alex and let her down easy. I love Mom, too usually. On a possibly unrelated note, my wallet is gone. Things quickly escalate, though, as junk starts flying. Meanwhile, Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe. You pick today to realize that?! Meanwhile, Joe is going through a fussy phase, and Jay and Gloria are beyond sleep deprived, so they both cut some corners that they know the other would not like and go to great lengths not to get caught. Well, if that's true, then the murder isn't possible.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I told you that woman was off. A huge thunder storm brings wide power outages and the whole family congregates at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay has one foot out the door desperately trying to make it to a reunion with some old Navy buddies. Pretty soon, you're gonna be getting on a train to my next wedding. Is that the back of the train? See you at high tea. The kids could not be happier, but Phil could not be more frustrated. Do you have any idea how many times a day I hear that? See you at the wedding.
Also, they're trapped, which is nice. She's a scheming dragon woman hell-bent on destroying everyone around her. Claire and Mitchell work on their toast while Phil and Cam geek out over their favorite author, who is also on the train. Oh, I see what's going on. So, he's not an artist.